Ranking: Best Overwatch Characters — to go out on a date

Dimas T. de Lorena Filho
9 min readAug 27, 2020
Art by MaoRenc (https://maorenc.tumblr.com/)

One of the reasons why it´s so difficult to rank Overwatch Heroes is because, well… they are different by design. The game triumphs exactly by making characters who are not only visually unique, but that also have their very own way to play. It means that the Hero who is absolutely “tear 1” and perfect for you, can be useless to someone else. It´s a little bit like matchmaking.

So, I decided to rank the heroes exactly like that. In terms of which ones would the BEST to go out on a date with. Being gay, I had, of course and unfortunately, to not consider the women. And also the omnics because I am not that kinky (yet)…

Without further ado, here we go!

13 ) Genji

You know those headless dating app guys? Or the DL bros? People who you know that might even have a hot body going on somewhere, but they won´t show their faces? That´s a little like Genji. I mean, he has better reasons than all of those guys, since his body was almost fully destroyed and replaced by omnic parts. But then again, no omnics here. Also, I don´t wanna fuck with Mercy, she´s one of my mains.

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Dimas T. de Lorena Filho
Dimas T. de Lorena Filho

Written by Dimas T. de Lorena Filho

Game Designer. Fiction is as real as reality has fictions. Based in Cologne, Germany.